Paris whines way out of jail; may be ordered back

Paris Hilton was released from jail after serving only three full days in Century Regional Detention Facility in Los Angeles. The star of E! channel’s The Simple Life apparently conned guards into becoming concerned over her mental health and well-being by refusing to eat and crying herself to sleep every night. Some guards and medics fretted over whether she would give into a total nervous breakdown or even become a suicide risk.

Dollars to donuts, Mr. and Mrs. Hilton witnesses similar behavior by Paris, now 26, about 10-15 years ago, when attempting to ground her to her room. Yet because she is viewed as a young, wealthy, white socialite, her temper tantrum theatrics secured her early release to “house arrest” for the balance of her 23-sentence, reduced from an original 45-day sentence.

Meanwhile, her Samsonite luggage hasn’t even grown cold in the lockup’s personal affects locker and the big scandal is the question of whether someone old, poor, and non-white would have received such sympathetic treatment.

Here’s a hint: NO!

Does anyone with half a brain (which still puts them well ahead of Ms. Hilton) think Paris was suicidal? Unlikely. And at least the judge and prosecutor aren’t buying it: she’s been ordered back to court on Friday (today) for a review of her release, and may even be sent back to jail.

I’d recommend not letting her have dessert with her meals, either; a tactic which, if employed by Mr. and Mrs. Hilton some years ago, might have steered Paris clear of such narcissistic behavior.

Another shining example of Hollywood Idiocy.