Cruise glad Hitler wasn’t a psychiatrist
He’s many things to many people, our Tom Cruise. A film heartthrob. A huge, bankable star. A cultural icon who changes wives every decade or so. Katie Holmes’ cradle-robbing husband. Mentally and emotionally unstable. Nutty religious fanatic. Brooke Shields’ personal nightmare.
And now, trying to win back some credibility in the eyes of a disillusioned public, a Nazi-hater, to boot. Way to shoot fish in a barrel, Tom!
Mr. Cruise’s new movie is the Bryan Singer-directed Valkyrie, which casts Cruise in the role of German national hero Count Claus Schenk von Stauffenberg, the brains behind the failed plot to kill Hitler.
What an ingenious plan! Get people to like off-his-rocker Cruise by having him hate someone absolutely no one this side of Mahmoud Ahmadinijad has expressed even the slightest sympathy for in the last 60 years or so. (Not that anyone should… thus the “shooting fish in a barrel” comment.)
A better script choice might have been for Cruise to do the Ricky-Bobby role in Will Ferrell’s recent smash hit, The Ballad of Ricky-Bobby. Having Cruise recall his Days of Thunder years in a silly comedy, hanging around with the NASCAR crowd and finding joy in auto accessories might have been just the ticket to win fans back.
Or better yet, if Cruise really wants to show the world he’s not off his rocker, have him star in an epic film about Sigmund Freud, the father of modern psychiatry, that points Freud in a favorable light.
Now that would prove something.
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