Don’t drink and drive.
But if you’re going to, make sure you’re a brainless blonde bombshell with some starring roles in silly movies. Then, well… aww, you’re so cute! How could we lock you up?
That’s pretty much the message. After Paris Hilton courageously blazed the trail through the county hoos-gow, getting jailed for DUI is all the rage in Hollywood, especially with the criminally-shortened prison terms most of these twits are serving.
After Hilton made a scene uglier than a colon cleanse over a meager 40 day sentence - of which she served only a fraction, and with a nice, comfy break in between, over her sentence, now all the other bombshells are getting away with endangering life and limb of other drivers with even less time served.
My Way News is reporting that Lindsey Lohan served only one day of her sentence in county lockup out in Beverly Hills. Heck, some photo ops last longer.
And expectant mother Nicole Richie served even less!
At this point, Hollywood’s sense of celebrity crime and punishment is about on par with how Andy Griffith handled the town drunk on the Andy Griffith Show, trusting him to let himself in and out as he needed to.
Truly an example of Hollywood Idiocy.
