Clooney causing global warming to support Obama

Hypocrite actor George Clooney is willing to cause a fair amount of additional global warming if it means getting his candidate, Barack Obama, elected. How so?

Well, the Progesterone-needing actor learned from his support of John Kerry that making his support of a candidate know might actually hurt them, at least in the US. So Clooney is now willing to jet over to Europe to attend private fund-raisers on foreign soil in support of an Obama nation.

According to online reports, Clooney’s latest private jet trip was Geneva, Switzerland-bound, where for $1,000 you could attend a fund-raiser in the private home of one of Obama’s national finance committee members. For $10,000, you could accompany Clooney to the bash, though his private jet was still off-limits.

Wow, what a sacrifice for Clooney; by his own values, he is killing the planet for Barack Obama. Way to go, Georgie-boy!

One of Hollywood’s elite just got hotter

One of Hollywood’s hottest female stars, Angelina Jolie, just became more interesting and a bit less brain-dead; while she hasn’t yet made up her mind, actress Angelina Jolie - wife of Brad Pitt - has made it known she hasn’t settled on a candidate yet for the 2008 presidential election, and that John McCain is still “in play” for her.

Jolie, hardly a “traditional conservative,” is the daughter of actor Jon Voight, who recently declared his support for McCain over Obama. Jolie is a celebrity goodwill ambassador of the UN High Commissioner for Refugees, so who she supports wouldn’t matter much if she fell in with the rest of the Hollyweird Left, but if she choses to support McCain, it could raise a few eyebrows in much the same way that actor Ron Silver’s support for George W. Bush did in 2004.

Of course, Silver’s been in few films since outing his support for Bush, but quenching Jolie’s star power might be a bit more difficult for the Liberal Media Elite, considering Jolie is widely considered one of the top 5 female stars in Hollywood.

While HollywoodIdiocy.com remains firmly unconvinced that celebrity endorsements matter at all, we confess that the possibility of McCain gaining the support Jolie is at least of passing interest, and is sure to make producers re-check their corporate performance management charts for just how to respond.