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    Deaths of the rich and famous


    2009 - 09.20

    It’s almost enough to wonder if someone running a list of the rich and famous decided they wanted to learn how to burn fat from the list by eliminating several aging stars. While celebrities die every year, this past summer has seemed particularly hard on the rich and famous.

    Here’s a list of just some of the big names who are no longer with us, just from this summer:

    Walter Cronkite
    Sen. Ted Kennedy
    Michael Jackson
    Dom DeLuise
    David Carridine
    Ed McMahon
    Farrah Fawcett
    Billy Mays
    Robert S. McNamara
    Don Hewitt
    Frank McCourt
    John Hughes
    Eunice Kennedy Shriver
    Les Paul
    Dominick Dunne
    DJ AM
    Patrick Swayze
    Mary Travers
    Gale Storm
    Karl Malden
    Allen Klein
    Steve McNair
    Sir Edward Downes
    George Russell
    Merce Cunningham

    Of course, with death, one cannot even rhetorically ask, “Where will it end?”

    Because, naturally, death never does.

    Could the Mentalist win an Emmy?


    2009 - 09.20

    CBS’ Simon Baker fronted not only the best new series of last season, but the best-rated show of last season, when he fronted the off-beat crime procedural, The Mentalist. His wry smile and comic charm won people over in a way that the star of Fox’s me-too drama, Lie to Me, never did.

    Now comes word that Baker will be seated in the front row at the Emmys, an indicator that his chances for a best actor in a drama series are quite good. Hey, whether you watch the results on an HDTV or a Bell TV, I’d be down with that result. He did a darn fine job on a rookie drama, and while Hugh Laurie’s a long-time favorite of mine, I wouldn’t be upset at all to see Baker acknowledged.

    American Idol’s worst decision ever…


    2009 - 09.20

    While netbooks are all the rage right now, even a small screen won’t make this look good: American Idol has selected, to replace Paula Abdul as a permanent judge on the show: talk show host and stand-up comic Ellen DeGeneres.

    Really? Unfortunately, yes, really…

    If DeGeneres were being selected as a judge for NBC’s Last Comic Standing, that would make perfect sense to me. She’s a former stand-up herself and while she may not be the funniest stand-up ever, she certainly knows what funny is, and what it takes to make a stand-up comic great.

    Trouble is, DeGeneres is not a singer, not a musician, not a former band member… she’s just NOT a music person. So what qualifies her at all to judge aspiring singers? Nothing. The choice is entirely based on her celebrity status and, given the straight vs. gay upset result in last season’s AI finale, probably a political decision as well.

    Hey, there are plenty of gay and lesbian singers out there who have real music backgrounds; want to make up for last season’s finale? There’s plenty of choices out there who would be a better fit than Ellen DeGeneres.

    Again, if this were Last Comic Standing, I’d love to see DeGeneres as part of the judges’ panel. But it’s not. It’s American Idol; it’s about singing and music, and as a judge for THAT, DeGeneres is shockingly under-qualified.

    There will be a second season of Merlin


    2009 - 09.20

    This summer, thanks to NBC, America discovered what Great Britain already knew: the pleasant joys of a quiet new light drama, Merlin, a retelling of the legend of King Arthur from the perspective of his future best friend, the wizard Merlin.

    Of course, Merlin is a “before they were famous” take in the vein of Smallville, so while all the main players are on the table, not all of the relationships are yet established. But for Joss Whedon fans, here’s an extra morsel: one-time Buffy Watcher, Anthony Stewart Head, plays the often ruthless and yet relatable father-figure, Uther Pendragon, whose hatred for all things magic casts Merlin’s safety in doubt and his abilities a necessity to keep secret.

    While Colin Morgan as Merlin, who doesn’t need any more of those best diet pills the rail-thin actor seems to be on, and the rest of the cast, return at full strength, for now the show is only airing on BBC in Great Britain. Whether the second series will end up back on NBC next summer, or on BBC America, remains to be seen.

    This week’s fall debuts


    2009 - 09.20

    This information my not be as hard to find as quality Ferrari parts, but it is good information to have handy. The fall TV debut season really swings into full gear this week, with several favorites making their opening bow.

    Here’s a list:

    Monday 2009-09-21
    Castle
    Heroes
    House

    Tuesday 2009-09-22
    The Forgotten

    Wednesday 2009-09-23
    Eastwick
    Flash Forward

    Thursday 2009-09-24
    Mentalist

    Friday 2009-09-25
    Ghost Whisperer
    Dollhouse
    Medium
    Smallville

    Sunday 2009-09-27
    Dexter

    With the exception of Ghost Whisperer, I’m interested in all these series! At least initially…

    Cloudy box office results


    2009 - 09.20

    It seems most folks are more interested in whatever sits atop their tv stand than in what’s on the silver screen in the month of September; this month marks the worst month of box office results all year, and it’s not even close; although there’s another week remaining in the month, next week would have to come up with something like $150 million total to make up for how weak September has been to date.

    Sitting alone above the $10 million mark in this week’s box office is animated runaway-hit family film, Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, which earned $30.1 million easily in its debut bow. However, with a production budget of $100 million, that still leaves the film less than one-third of the way to being in the black.

    Tightly packed well behind Meatballs were the new Matt Damon vehicle, The Informant!, which managed $10.5 million, just enough to secure second place in its debut behind Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself, now in its second week, which added $10 million even for a two-week total of $37.9 million.

    No other movie cracked the $10.0 million level, but both were new movies this weekend; Love Happens took fourth place with $8.4 million, while Megan Fox vehicle Jennifer’s Body took fifth place with a mere $6.8 million.

    The sad part is that The Informant!, Love Happens and Jennifer’s Body all played it safe with modest production budgets ranging between $16-$22 million, and yet with suck meager first-week returns, will likely struggle to get into the blank during their box office run, and will need to rely on strong DVD/Blu-Ray sales to rescue them from red ink.

    I Can Do Box Office All By Myself, Too…


    2009 - 09.17

    Tyler Perry, whose character Madea needs the best weight loss pills money can buy and pronto, sat just about alone and unchallenged atop the box office this past weekend. His new movie, I Can Do Bad All By Myself, sat alone atop the weekend box office last weekend with a healthy $23.4 million. But he was nearly alone.

    Only the second-place movie, the animated family film 9, made it into that rare air visited by films that top at least $10.0 million in a weekend. 9 made $10.7 million in its opening bow. Below the top two spots, nothing was close.

    Third place was taken up by Inglorious Bastards, the ultra-violent Quentin Tarrantino Jewish revenge on the Nazis flick, which took in a mere $6.1 million. That was followed by a trio of movies who raked in somewhere around $5 million each, while another just missed even that mark, earning $4.9 million.

    The $5 million and change trio include All About Steve, The Final Destination and Sorority Row. Whiteout was the seventh-place flick that took home $4.9 million. These results are especially dismal for first-week bombs Sorority Row and Whiteout, both of which were expected to gain at least twice that amount.

    The post-summer blahs have set in at the box office, and with a lineup of uninspiring movies set for this weekend, including Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs, The Informant!, Jennifer’s Body and Love Happens, the break in the drought is not in sight for the coming weekend, either.

    Personally, with all the 3D re-releases of old movies cluttering the box office, I don’t see much relief in sight until late November, though the weekend of October 23 shows some promise of a temporary perk-up. Time will tell.

    Who needs Paula?


    2009 - 09.06

    It’s time to be honest here, and I’m talking colon cleanser-honest: Paula Abdul was definitely the weak link in the American Idol judges panel, and her departure, while a shock to some, was a long time in coming and definitely an improvement. While US audiences seemed to like the soft, non-judgmental approach of Abdul, the truth is her “support everyone” approach weakened the show.

    Plus, with some of the celebrity guest judges Fox is lining up, I seriously doubt anyone will still be whining for Paula’s return once the season is underway. Here’s a list of confirmed guest judges so far: Avril Lavigne, Katy Perry, Victoria Beckham, Mary J. Blige, Neal Patrick Harris, Joe Jonas and Kristen Chenowith.

    The list is expected to grow from there. The regular judges for the new season of American Idol remain Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and the far-more-honest-and-discerning Kara DioGuardi, who debuted last season.

    Stars lining up for Chuck


    2009 - 09.06

    The stars are lining up to appear on NBC’s highly appealing, but ratings-struggling, dramady, Chuck. The show, gearing up now for what could be a critical third season when it comes to the long-term survival of the show, has pulled out the stops when it comes to guest stars. What are they doing, offering affordable health insurance to guest stars, now?

    Anyway, first up is the motion picture Superman, Brandon Routh. Keeping with its Superman theme, the show has also signed former Smallville star Kristin Kruek to appear for “several episodes” as a new love interest for secret superspy Chuck. And finally, Law and Order’s Angie Harmon as been confirmed for the show’s fourth episode of the season.

    While stunt casting can be the sign of a show in trouble, that’s no secret for Chuck, which faced the very real possibility of cancellation last spring. If some stunt-casting is required to keep this show alive and introduce more people to its quirky appeal, so be it!

    Final Destination kills off newcomers


    2009 - 09.06

    The new, 3D installment in the Final Destination series performed well during a weak week at the box office. The thrill-kill series hauled in a relatively strong $12.4 million in its second week, just enough to secure the top spot at the box office and bringing its 10-day total to $47.5 million, finally in the black against its $40.0 million budget.

    All About Steve made a meager first-week showing, hauling in only $11.2 million to secure second place at the box office; apparently, Sandra Bullock is only America’s Sweetheart with dark hair, as her blonde dye-job didn’t seem to draw curious moviegoers.

    Inglorious Bastard ($10.8 million) finished a close third place, while newcomer Gamer ($9.0 million) was a distant fourth place. District 9 ($7.0 million) rounded out the top five, well ahead of a very weak second-week showing by Rob Zombie’s Halloween II remake ($5.6 million).

    The new Mike Judge film, Extract, hailed as the spiritual successor to Office Space, finished a distant tenth place, hauling in only $4.1 million. However, that’s not out of character from Office Space, which performed poorly in the box office race, but hung around a long time and garnered most of its cult following on home video and DVD. Extract appears to be following to form, like a ping pong table, the business model set by Office Space.

    From Terminator to Doll


    2009 - 09.01

    Several sources are reporting that Summer Glau, late of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles and Firefly, will be reunited with creator Joss Whedon in the second season of Dollhouse, which Fox saved from cancellation last spring, opting to go with Whedon’s creation rather than the struggling Terminator series.

    No word on whether Glau, who will play a new Doll, will be wired up like a Bluetooth headset or not, but anytime a former Whedon star and Joss reunite, it’s usually magic. Let’s hope Joss and company proved that Fox saved the right sci-fi series.

    Death masters Michael Myers!


    2009 - 09.01

    The blackheads crowd preferred a “force of death” in 3D to Michael Myers’ “angel of death” as The Final Destination ran away with the box office this past weekend, snaring $27.4 million in its opening bow, compared to Rob Zombie’s Halloween 2 remake, which slipped to third place and only $16.3 million in a battle of slasher films.

    Oddly, though, The Final Destination is in the weaker position, still $13 million under its production budget of $40 million, while Halloween II has already made back its far more modest budget of $15 million. Quentin Tarrentino’s violent Holocaust revenge flick, Inglorious Bastards, taking second place, and held up well with $19.3 million to bring its two-week take to $73 million, pushing the film into the black despite its $70 million production budget.

    District 9 fared less well, adding only $10.2 million for a three-week total of $90.3 million against a $30 million budget, the only other flick to top $10 million. GI Joe: Rise of Cobra was a distant fifth place with $7.7 million, bringing its total to $132 million but against its hefty $175 million production budget, the film desperately needed its $131 million foreign box office take to break even and get into the black.

    Not much looks good this coming weekend as a new Sandra Bullock film, All About Steve, is the most notable new release.