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    Chuck’s return is set!


    2009 - 11.22

    After the miserable failure of just about everything else currently airing on NBC Mondays, the network has finally decided when to put on-air something that does work: the third-year dramedy, Chuck, will return to NBC’s beleaguered schedule on Sunday, January 10 with a two-hour movie-length special, and then will settle back into its old home on Mondays at 7 PM Central (8 PM Eastern).

    This should be the cause of much rejoicing for Chuck fans, who saw the series’ initial order for this season expand from 13 episodes to 18, long before even a single episode has aired; while NBC’s miserable status since dropping out of the “major network” race by turning its third prime-time hour into a Jay Leno talk-show slot five nights a week, some help from Chuck may equate to help for the network at large, at least on Mondays.

    Once Chuck moves to 7 PM Mondays in January, Heroes will move back to its more-familiar 8 PM time slot, which may improve that show’s fortunes. One can only hope. Seriously, if it were not for NBC’s comedy block on Thursday nights, which is consistently good with Community, Parks and Recreation, The Office and 30 Rock, there’s not a single complete night of programming on NBC that is solid front-to-back. It’s enough to make a person who likes the few remaining good shows on the network turn to electronic cigarettes.

    Still, long-term, the best chance for NBC as a whole is for Comcast to take over ownership, fire all the idiots currently in charge, and turn NBC back into a three prime-time hours of real programming network once again, instead of this bargain-basement approach taken by GE.

    Amanda Peet confirmed for How I Met Your Mother


    2009 - 11.22

    Amanda Peet, one star who certainly doesn’t need any immediate services of a Plano dentist at the moment, and who is one of the stars of 2012, last week’s box-office-topping disaster film that sank to a distant third place behind New Moon this weekend, has been confirmed as a guest star on How I Met Your Mother this season; her episode is scheduled for January.

    Those blessed with long-term memory will recall that Peet got her start on the small screen, initially on The CW’s Jack and Jill series, and more prominently (and disastrously) three years ago on NBC’s ill-fated Studio 60 On the Sunset Strip.

    While the guest appearance is a one-shot, Peet’s career has always had TV ties, even though she has fared better in her big-screen efforts overall.

    New Moon shatters records!


    2009 - 11.22

    Stephanie Meyer’s cell phones are probably full of voicemails containing well-wishes tonight; the movie based on book two of her young adult vampire romance, New Moon, part of her four-book Twilight Saga series, shattered box office records this past weekend. The film’s domestic take was $140.7 million, but add to that total an additional $118.1 million from foreign markets and you get an opening three-day total of a whopping $258.8 million in early box office estimates.

    The opening shatters all November opening weekend records, and ranks the film as the third-strongest opening weekend of all time, right behind The Dark Knight and Spider-Man 3. Considering that the original Twilight grossed a mere $180 million or so domestically in a 13-week run last year at this time, this strong opening almost guarantees New Moon will outpace Twilight by a dramatic degree.

    Book 3 of the Twilight Saga, Eclipse, is scheduled to hit theatres already on June 30, 2010, a mere seven months from now; the impending Thanksgiving 2010 release of part one of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows scared Summit Entertainment away from maintaining its traditional Thanksgiving release schedule, but since no other major movie is currently scheduled for June 30, 2010, the scheduling of Eclipse for that weekend, along with the strong performance of New Moon, virtually guarantees that no serious challengers will emerge on the same weekend, as well as allowing plenty of spacing between the Twilight Saga and Harry Potter franchise releases, which tend to draw on the same core audience.

    Sandra Bullock’s football dramedy, The Blind Side, also opened strong, though admittedly well behind New Moon; the flick drew $34.5 million in its opening bow to secure second place, well ahead of last week’s box office champion, 2012, which dropped to a distant third, drawing $26.5 million in its second week of release, a dramatic falloff of 60 percent from its first weekend. 2012 seems to be aching from poor word-of-mouth syndrome, with the typical line being, “Great special effects, stupid story.” Add in some “oh what b.s.” moments in the action sequences and you have a classic scenario for a fall from grace.

    2012’s domestic total is a mere $108 million at this point, but has done dramatically better in foreign markets, where it has already grossed $341 million to date. That should help producers with the $200 million budget, but clearly the film will not do anywhere near as well domestically as Roland Emmerich’s other major releases, such as Independence Day and, more notably, a similarly-theme Day After Tomorrow.

    In all, six movies this weekend grossed at least $10 million, and the top 12 grossing films combined for an impressive weekend box office total of $248.6 million, nearly twice that of last weekend’s take, and we’re still not to Thanksgiving weekend yet, traditionally the largest-grossing weekend of November.

    Yet with the only remaining major releases being the videogame-inspired action flick, Ninja Assassin, and the John Travolta-Robin Williams buddy comedy Old Dogs, it’s unlikely the top three spots in the box office total will be threatened by any of the newcomers.

    The next film with major expectations attached to it won’t hit theatres until December 18, when James Cameron’s Avatar is due to hit theatres.

    2012 rides world’s end to top of box office!


    2009 - 11.16

    Overall box office for the Top 12 films rose 22 percent to over $130 million this weekend as end-of-the-world disaster flick 2012 hit theaters like, well… the end of the world. Claiming nearly half of all Top 12 box office receipts, the ridiculously over-the-top flick hauled in an estimated $65 million in its first three days of release.

    That left the nearest contender, the animated Disney’s A Christmas Carol, with a distant but respectable second place with $22.3 million, although after being in release for 10 days, Disney’s A Christmas Carol still hasn’t made quite as much as 2012 did in three days.

    Nothing else was close; let’s just leave it at that. The real question is how word-of-mouth about 2012’s numerous “BS” moments of inexplicable survival by the main cast will slow the film’s momentum down enough to stand tall next week against what is expected to be extremely respectable competition from The Twilight Saga: New Moon, a follow-up to last Thanksgiving’s vampire romance. The debris from that battle could leave a lot of people ready for their Myrtle Beach vacation rentals!

    Eastwick gets the axe at ABC


    2009 - 11.10

    The well-cast and witty EASTWICK, a dramedy in the vein of CHARMED, only with slightly older stars, is doomed; ABC has decided not to extend its initial order of 13 episodes of the freshman show. While I’ll admit the role of Darrel Van Horne was filled by an actor rather unworthy of Jack Nicholson’s shoes, the three women in the cast had developed a sharp comic chemistry.

    Rebecca Romijn was appealing, Lindsay Price was the most promising new talent, and Jamie Ray Newman was the most relatable character in the show, though a bit too trim to be believable as a mother of five. I mean, what kind of fat burner is she using?

    Anyway, all three women should go on to bigger and better things soon, and perhaps Paul Gross will find a role that Jack Nicholson hasn’t made impossible to walk into.

    2012 heads up otherwise weak upcoming weekend


    2009 - 11.10

    In terms of forthcoming new releases this weekend, there’s not a lot to look forward to, other than the ridiculously over-the-top disaster movie, 2012, by director Roland Emmerich. If anything like this movie ever happened, insurance marketing would collapse, but we’d all be dead so who cares, right?

    Granted, the special effects are custom-built for the big screen and it’ll even look good on 1080p HDTV sets, but the whole escape from LA sequence is just too ridiculous for words. How can everyone but ONE GUY be getting killed when the destruction is that close behind him? Just not credible… kinda like the global warming theory Emmerich’s previous flick, DAY AFTER TOMORROW, was built around.

    Christmas Carol hits before Thanksgiving


    2009 - 11.10

    Disney’s new animated version of A Christmas Carol hit theaters three weeks before Thanksgiving, but produced a hit for the weekend, raking in an even $30 million in its opening bow. While some nice Orlando vacations might be a warmer destination, it was a nice, cozy spot atop the box office, which began November with a nice, $100 million plus for the Top 12 movies out this week.

    Michael Jackson’s This Is It slowed down considerably, but was still good enough for a distant second place, hauling in $13.1 million. The Men Who Stare At Goats wasn’t far behind at number three, with $12.7 million, while The Fourth Kind was close behind that, at $12.2 million.

    Paranormal Activity was the first movie to finish with less than $10 million, hauling in $8.2 million nearly two months after its initial limited release and a month after it first hit theaters nationwide. The Cameron Diaz vehicle opened poorly with $7.5 million, but fortunately only sported a $25 million budget.

    New Scrubs starts on December 1


    2009 - 11.02

    The new, recast version of Scrubs will arrive on ABC starting December 1, so someone tell Donald Faison to hold off on that bulk order of hair vitamins; he’ll continue playing the hairless Doctor Turk for at least another season.

    Beyond Doctor Turk, John C. McGinley’s Docter Cox will also appear on the series, but the rest of the original cast will, at best, be only occasional guest stars. The new Scrubs will feature the work of Eliza Coupe, Michael Mosley, Kerry Bishe and Dave Franco as the new emotional centers of the show.

    Next Doctor Who special is slated!


    2009 - 11.02

    BBC One has announced that the second of four Doctor Who specials slated to air this year, featuring the swan song of series re-creator Russell T. Davies as well as David Tennant’s Doctor, will are on BBC One in under two weeks, on November 15. A subsequent airing on BBC America is sure to follow, though the air date in the US has yet to be announced.

    Titles Doctor Who: The Waters of Mars, the episode will feature Lindsay Duncan as Adelaide, the Doctor’s companion for the episode. Two more specials remain featuring Davies and Tennant at the helm of the TARDIS; both are expected to air as part of BBC One’s tradition “Christmas special” of Doctor Who; at the end of the fourth special, Tennant’s Doctor is expected to regenerate and reveal Matt Smith’s Doctor for the first time on screen.

    After Tennant and Davies depart, Smith’s Doctor will see his fate rest in the hands of Steven Moffatt, who has worked under Davies for several years. Smith’s Doctor is set to be the youngest yet cast in the role of the Doctor, as he is still in his 20s. While there has been much talk of bringing back Tennant-era companions like Freema Agyeman’s Martha Jones, Catherine’s Tate’s Donna Noble or even – however unlikely – Billie Piper’s Rose Tyler, instead, it has been announced that Moffatt and Smith will reset the table for the Doctor, granting him an all-new companion for the fifth series in the form of young Scottish actress Karen Gillan, who’s so young she may still require the best acne treatment, and will portray new companion Amy Pond.

    Although Davies has made it clear he will make a clean break with Doctor Who after Moffatt takes control, what is less clear are the futures of the successful Doctor Who spin-offs, Torchwood and The Sarah Jane Adventures. Torchwood has survived largely without Davies’ input, but has credited him as creator and executive producer; The Sarah Jane Adventures has seen little direct involvement from Davies under similar circumstances. Time will tell.

    American Dad is renewed


    2009 - 11.02

    Although it was looking iffy for a while, Fox has decided to renew Seth McFarlane’s “American Dad” animated sitcom, which means McFarlane now owns 90 minutes of Fox Sunday night programming, along with The Simpsons.

    Previously, Fox had already announced renewals for Family Guy and The Cleveland Show. The new season of American Dad will be the sixth season. Networks like Fox who feature prime-time animated fare often make decisions for next season far earlier for animated shows than for live-action shows, due to the long production cycles in putting such shows together.

    Personally, I’ve always mildly preferred American Dad to Family Guy since about the second season on, and The Cleveland Show is still growing on me, but at the moment seems the weakest of the three. Either way, with all three shows having their futures assured, MacFarlane can now go off on that ski vacation he’s been waiting to take for so long.

    Coming this weekend…


    2009 - 11.02

    Rushing to get onto screens this weekend are four big movies that hope to get their piece of the holiday movie season early, before New Moon: The Twilight Saga arrives and dominates box office for a few weeks.

    Hollywood is pinning a lot of hopes on the animated A Christmas Carol, featuring the voice of Jim Carrey as Scrooge. He’s delivered before over the holidays with The Grinch That Stole Christmas, but can he pull it off this far away from even Thanksgiving? Time will tell.

    The most overhyped movie that seems almost certain to flop is The Box, a thriller with James Marsden and Cameron Diaz.

    A movie that’s been repackaged to seem more like Paranormal Activity is the alien abduction thriller The Fourth Kind, but the presence of well-known actors like Milla Jovavich spoil the “could it be real” fun of a Paranormal Activity-style movie. This could take off or flop, depending largely on early word-of-mouth.

    Finally, there is the screwball comedy, The Men Who Stare At Goats, which is loony enough to overcome the massive political overtones and agenda George Clooney often brings to the table. This one has a lot of flop potential, but could greatly benefit from strong early word-of-mouth, if the film is solid.

    Of all these, the Fourth Kind seems like the sleeper of the group, but I expect the latest A Christmas Carol franchise to end up atop next weekend’s box office. Well, we’ll know in a week if I’m correct.

    This Is It tops box office


    2009 - 11.02

    After topping the box office last weekend, Paranormal Activity slowed its momentum and settled into second place this week, finally overshadowed by the Michael Jackson concert movie, This Is It. The Jackson movie, riding the notoriety of his untimely death this past summer, hauled in $21.3 million in weekend receipts and had a total haul since its early opening of $32.5 million. This Is It is an even huger hit globally, raking in over $68 million overseas to open with a $101+ million weekend.

    Paranormal Activity still had a better per-screen average than even This Is It, and added $16.5 million to its second-place total. Considering the movie cost about $15,000.00 to make … yes, you read that right … its six-week total of $84.7 million is simply outstanding and one of the best rags-to-riches stories in filmmaking this year. Certainly it now has to rank right up there with The Blair Witch Project. However, I still like the earlier cut of the movie the studio was considering, with the more naturalistic ending. Oh well.

    Nothing else cracked the $10.0 million mark, meaning that moviegoers must be taking weight loss pills that work in terms of their moviegoing habits; after two straight weeks of Top 12 box office being over $100 million, this week it dropped significantly to around $84 million or so.

    Several films had flopped … or, to be politically correct, “underperformed” … despite lots of good intentions. The most notable example is Where the Wild Things Are, which cost $100 million to make and market, but has barely cleared $60 million and has dropped out of the Top 5 in only its third week.

    Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant was hoping to suck some pre-New Moon: The Twilight Saga-release blood from moviegoers, but in its second week is a distant 10th place, barely clearing $10.5 million against a $40 million budget.

    Other movies bleeding and mortally wounded include Astro Boy ($10.8 million in two weeks, against a $65 million budget); Amelia ($8 million in two weeks against a $40 million budget); the Bruce Willis SF thriller Surrogates ($38 million against an $80 million budget); and even GI Joe: Rise of Cobra ($150 million against a $175 million budget and currently dead in the water).

    With all these flops, it makes the indy success and slow-build campaign of Paranormal Activity even more amazing.