OK, I did not expect this.
Tron Legacy, a pricey remake of a film that was kinda-sorta a bomb for Disney in the 1980s, connected with my fellow GenXers somehow. The film grossed $44 million over its first weekend at the box office, and is now up to $62.3 million since then, with an additional $23 million in foreign receipt for a grand total of around $85 million. I expected the film to bomb. And with a $170 million budget, it’s not out of the woods yet; but it did far better than I expected, that’s for sure.
The live action-animated remix of Yogi Bear, which only cost $80 million and which I expected would connect with the same folks who appreciated Tangled and Harry Potter, didn’t connect nearly as well as hoped. It drew only $16.4 million domestically in its opening weekend, far behind Tron Legacy, for a distant second-place finish. It’s now up to $24 million, but wow. That’s underperforming for the holiday season in a big way.
Chronicles of Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Treader was a weak third place with $12.3 million domestically and hadn’t even topped Tron’s three-day take after ten days in theaters; however, the foreign box office already has pushed the film into profit mode, so who cares, right? The Fighter expanded to wide release for forth place with $12.1 million and the $25 million indie flick is going to do OK. Behind those, nothing really made more than about $8.7 million or less.
Christmas weekend is already interesting, however, as three strong films entered the fray. Little Fockers, the second sequel to Meet the Parents, is sure to do well as a family-themed adult comedy for the holidays; Gulliver’s Travels with Jack Black could go either way, but is expected to hold broad appeal.
But the third film leaves me in a quandry. The Coen Brothers and Jeff Bridges have joined forces to remake TRUE GRIT, the film that won John Wayne his only career Oscar after a lifetime’s worth of great work. Bridges is looking for his second Oscar.
My problem is this; Wayne’s version was actually rated G and fun for the whole family. While the Coen Brothers have restrained themselves to a PG-13 rating, you can bet the violence level and language would make The Duke blush fifty shades of red, and then punch each and every one of them in the jaw.
Plus, there’s the whole “whizzing on Wayne’s legacy” aspect of it. Once an actor wins an Oscar for playing a certain role, future actors should be barred from being Oscar-eligible for trying to one-up them on the remake.
Hang your head, Jeff Bridges. Hang your head and cry. Hang your head, Jeff Bridges. Poor boy, you’re bound to die.
(To be interpreted as, yeah, I want to see someone else win the Oscar, not you.)
Sometimes I think Hollywood’s so out of ideas, they’re getting the latest remake brainstorms by scraping the toilets of San Diego.