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Travolta sweats psychiatrists … in drag!

Why is John Travolta still famous?

The former sweathog has seen his career crash and burn more times that Arnold Horshack would go, “Ooo! Oooo! Oooo! Oooo! Mr. Kotter!” before being called on, on “Welcome Back, Kotter!” the show that made Gabe Kaplan the answer to about 52 pop culture of the 1970s trivia questions.

Now an ancient 53, Travolta has decided to take career advice from Tom “married to the child he’s molesting” Cruise and sound off against psychiatric drugs as part of a Scientology-fueled rant. And they say Christians are obnoxious about their faith?

Pardon me, Mr. Travolta, if the rest of America turns to psychiatric and mental health experts for our medical/psychological advice, rather than an overweight ex-sweathog whose idea of a good time is dressing up in women’s clothing in his latest musical film, Hairspray. Leave your in the business cards goldfish bowl up front and maybe we can invite you and 11 of your closest friends to a free lunch and a presentation on Florida swam– real estate.

Naomi Watts complains about being famous

For some celebrities, fame just isn’t enough. Never mind that Naomi Watts is gorgeous, famous and well-paid; listen to her and she’ll tell you the truth: her life stinks.

Never mind the fact that she chooses the roles she stars in and has been in some great hit movies like The Ring and last year’s King Kong remake. It’s just not good enough for the fussy screen diva.

I think what Katherine Heigl of Gray’s Anatomy said of a castmate who outed a fellow GA cast member applies here: some celebrities just shouldn’t open their mouths at all and speak in public.

Ms. Watts, I’ve enjoyed your movies. You have a career most actresses would kill for. Stop complaining, or get yourself some business cards and choose a new line of work.