Tagged: George W. Bush

Bush’s Deal deal

President George W. Bush will make a surprise appearance on NBC’s Howie Mandel-hosted game show, Deal or No Deal, to wish contestant Captain Joseph Kobes well in his quest to win the game show and thank him for his service to his country. Capt. Kobes has served in Iraq for three tours of duty and has won both the Purple Heart and a Bronze Star, two of the highest honors given by the US government.

Bush’s message was taped at the White House and is an appropriate honor for a serviceman who has given so much for his country during a time of war. While NBC did not reveal whether Captain Kobes fared well in his quest for as much as $1 million, you can bet his elation at a message from his commander in chief did not elicit a taciturn response and would have set off motion sensor lights when he saw it.

This is Sean… this is Sean on drugs… any questions?

Sean Penn, whose schizophrenia has him convinced he’s not only an Oscar-winning actor (which is true), but an unbiased journalist and a smarter political mind than the entire Bush administration – which at best, is open to debate and in my opinion is about as ridiculous as Al Gore’s claim that he invented the Internet – has been at it again.

Speaking in Oakland, California, of all places – talk about your stacked audiences – to “boldly” proclaim ad nauseum his opposition to the Iraq War. Yeah, it’s really “brave” to tell Bush to “shove it” in front of an Oakland audience; about as brave as George W. Bush saying he’s gonna cut taxes – in front of the GOP National Convention.

Of course, like all brain-dead celebrities, Penn offered no substance on how an “immediate pull-out from Iraq” would work without causing the current democratic regime to fall, thus making the lives lost in the war effort there so far an actual waste, rather than just a waste in the minds of liberals.

With his rosy outlook, perhaps Penn should develop another persona to add to his multiple personality disorder; with his gloom and doom outlook, he’d make a perfect agent for selling funeral insurance.