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Shut up and sing! -Laura Ingraham
06 29th, 2008

Pixar’s animated robat flick topped Universal’s Angelina-mated assassin flick over the weekend, but both opened quite well, combining for a monstrous weekend at the box office. Wall-E won out with $62.5 million in its opening weekend, about a third of its $180 million budget; Wanted opened well above expectations with $51.1 million, or over two-thirds of its relatively modest $75 million budget. It all combined for a spectacular box office weekend that kept popcorn machines popping, prior to the coming July 4 holiday.

Last week’s champ, Get Smart, held on to third with a healthy second-week take of $20 million, bringing its total to $77.2 million after two weeks, against an $80 million budget. Kung Fu Panda dropped precipitously with the new competition for kids flicks from Wall-E, and took in only $11.7 million. Incredible Hulk was a strong fifth-placer with $9.2 million. With domestic box office now at $115 million and another $65 million in global box office, Incredible Hulk is now at $180 million, or $30 million into profit mode.

All 12 movies in the top 12 this weekend made at least $1 million or more.



The IQ of the US box office has risen to Steve Carell levels; the comic actor’s tribute to the 1965 Don Adams spy comedy, “Get Smart,” ruled at the box office this weekend, drawing in an estimated $39.1 million. Adams, who died on September 27, 2005, revised his role for the first silver-screen adaptation of the classic TV series in 1980, The Nude Bomb, but the movie was a critical and box office failure. The Carell version has been panned by critics, but with a nearly $40M weekend, it seems America doesn’t care what the critics say; they like Carell.

The whole Ademco link to Carell’s career might eventually become complete if Carell ever hosts a TV reality show that allows middle Americans to audition for a chance to get their big break in Hollywood; Don Adams had minor success with that concept on CBS in the early 1970s with “Don Adams’ Screen Test” and given the current trend of reality programming, bringing the concept back with Carell as host might not be an altogether bad idea. Only, of course, once Carell’s career cools down, which at the moment it shows no signs of doing.

Elsewhere on the weekend box office results, Kung Fu Panda ($21.7 million) eked out a narrow victory for second place behind Incredible Hulk ($21.5 million), which easily took third. Hulk raked in an extra $30 million from foreign box office so far, to bring its total to date to $127 million.

Mike Myers’ The Love Guru bombed out of the gate with a weak $14 million showing, although its light, $62 million production budget helps alleviate some of the disappointment; the movie seems to suffer mostly from Myers’ long absence from the silver screen, which led to him seeming more like “yesterday’s news” than “the hot, happening comic of the moment.” Rock on, Steve Carell.

M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening held tight to the last spot in the top five, with a $10 million weekend. So far the film has grossed $50.2 million domestically and $31.5 overseas, for a tidy $81.7 million gross against a $62 million budget, putting the film into the black in only its second week of release.

The rest of the “million or more” club goes like this: sixth place, Indiana Jones, $8.4 million; seventh place, You Don’t Mess With the Zohan, $7.2 million (which has been weak overseas as well, grossing only $4.5 million so far, for a total of $88 million combined, against a $90 million production budget); eighth place, Sex and the City, $6.4 million; ninth place, Iron Man, $4 million; tenth place, The Strangers, $1.9 million and eleventh place, Prince Caspian, $1.7 million.