Tagged: Lindsay Lohan

Lohan’s liberal lez-views

Considering Lindsay Lohan has joined the pink triangle crowd, it’s unlikely she’ll be shopping with “partner” Samantha Ronson for baby strollers any time soon. But now, like so many Hollywood big-mouths, Lohan has decided to use her marginal celebrity status to weigh in on the current political campaign and – surprise surprise – she’s a leftist. Never would have guessed, wouldja?

Lohan’s comments on McCain running mate Sarah Palin were especially venomous:

“I find it quite interesting that a woman who now is running to be second in command of the United States, only four years ago had aspirations to be a television anchor, which is probably all she is qualified to be.”

The fact that Lohan, whose acting skills were marginal at best even before deciding to “out” herself to regain some sort of relevance, is questioning ANYONE’s qualifications for ANYTHING is laughable and pathetic. After all, there’s not a single role she’s been in that Christina Ricci, Natalie Portman or even Amanda Bynes couldn’t have done far better at.

Lohan, heal thyself.

Don’t drink and drive … unless you’re young, blonde and female

Don’t drink and drive.

But if you’re going to, make sure you’re a brainless blonde bombshell with some starring roles in silly movies. Then, well… aww, you’re so cute! How could we lock you up?

That’s pretty much the message. After Paris Hilton courageously blazed the trail through the county hoos-gow, getting jailed for DUI is all the rage in Hollywood, especially with the criminally-shortened prison terms most of these twits are serving.

After Hilton made a scene uglier than a colon cleanse over a meager 40 day sentence – of which she served only a fraction, and with a nice, comfy break in between, over her sentence, now all the other bombshells are getting away with endangering life and limb of other drivers with even less time served.

My Way News is reporting that Lindsey Lohan served only one day of her sentence in county lockup out in Beverly Hills. Heck, some photo ops last longer.

And expectant mother Nicole Richie served even less!

At this point, Hollywood’s sense of celebrity crime and punishment is about on par with how Andy Griffith handled the town drunk on the Andy Griffith Show, trusting him to let himself in and out as he needed to.

Truly an example of Hollywood Idiocy.

Celebrity Apprentice could be "not bad"

The upcoming celebrity edition of Donald Trump’s The Apprentice could become watchable if a few more casting decisions turn out well. Already the NBC reality show, rescued from the scrap heap by new entertainment president Ben Silverman, has a somewhat decent cast lined up.

It includes, naturally, season one bad-girl Omarosa, as well as Jim Cramer, Carmen Electra, Joan Rivers, Naomi Judd, George Foreman, Kimora Lee Simmons, Pete Rose, Dana Patrick, Tony Hawk and Jeff Gordon.

However, three celebs who are still in negotiations could make the upcoming season a ratings home run. They are Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan. Just seeing who would crack first if they were put on the same team as Omarosa would make it with tuning in.

All I can say, Donald, is don’t let any one of these ditzes – especially Omarosa – anywhere near any company that specializes in life insurance for kids.

Lohan booked: Paris envy?

Call it a case of Paris envy.

Shortly after Hollywood TrashGirl Paris Hilton got herself some real jail time for a driving violation, fellow TrashGirl Lindsay Lohan has gone out and attempted to copycat the “That’s Hot” girl with a DUI violation and booking of her own. Could Hilton’s example and Lohan’s rivalry with her be the cause behind LL’s booking?

Lohan’s been on a self-destructive “party girl” streak for years, ruining her own rep long before this latest incident. But with Hilton grabbing so much press for messing up her life, could a micro-sentence in California county jails become the new “Betty Ford Rehab Center” cry for attention?

All in all, if these “famous for being famous” celebs want to improve their lot in life, they’d be better off taking an Orlando vacation than a trip to the Big House. Stranger things have happened … but only in Hollywood.