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01 13th, 2008

The Jack Nicholson-Morgan Freeman buddy comedy, The Bucket List, topped weekend box office with an opening debut just under $21 million. The Ice Cube-Tracy Morgan comedy First Sunday wasn’t far behind with $19 million.

Yet Bill Gates may want to double up on his individual health insurance policy after the beating taken by the Microsoft-backed debut of In the Name of the King: A Dragon Siege Tale. Seems the PC hit RPG only had devout PC gamer fans attending its first-week bow as the film took in only $3.26 million despite appearing on over 1,600 screens.

The special effects-laden epic was beaten out by two spots by 3D animated Christian film, Veggie Tales: The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything, which took in $4.4 million over the same period. The Veggie Tales movie finished just out of the Top 10 at the 11 spot, while In the Name of the King bowed at spot 13, the worst debut of the week.



06 30th, 2007

Steve Carrel may not be up there in the same stratosphere as Jim Carrey and Adam Sandler just yet, but he’s working on it. Following a little market research, the producers of Bruce Almighty, an adult-rated comedy with religious overtones, cast Carrel as the focus of a family-rated comedy with religious overtones and have found box office success in creating a film that, while fully entertaining and amusing, shows a bit of reverence for G-d and his wisdom.

The new film, Evan Almighty, casts Carrel, star of NBC’s The Office, as a news anchor turned U.S. Congressman who is called by Morgan Freeman’s G-d character to build an ark in very Noah-like fashion, playing havoc with his debut in Congress.

Mixing elements of “The Santa Clause” with Cecil B. DeMille, Carrel struggles against the L-rd’s calling on his life, but finds himself oddly content once he embraces it. Filled with amusing moments and genuine humility, the flick should be satisfying family fare for folks whether they have cracked a Bible once in the last five years or not.

Evan Almighty shows how an ark might be completed by a small team of workers even though Evan had a much shorter timeframe than did biblical Noach. (Hint: the animals were enlisted by the Almighty for a little heavy-lifting assistance.)

Freeman’s portrayal of the Almighty is even gentler than his take on it in the original Bruce Almighty, and he brings just the right balance of sternness, truth-telling, and a genuine affection for his creation to the table; while portraying G-d in human form is always risky business, especially with religious audiences watching, in all Freeman’s take has become a personal favorite, far surpassing the classic takes of George Burns in the Oh God! series of films.

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